How many pairs of shoes?

I believe I have lost the high ground for the male gender when I asked my wife if it was obscene to take 3 pair of shoes on a bike tour.

I went on to outline all the contingencies that may occur and how each pair would be vital. But yeah, just like Anakin, I lost the high ground.

And then I realized I had 6 tote bags with stuff in them in the front hall, sorry guys.